Mulching Rates

[me@evanier.com (Mark Evanier)]

Just thought I'd mention that I am now charging people who define
"mulch" or "mulching" in any e-mail that I receive.  Here are the
rates per definition:

English definition of mulching: $20.
Spanish definition of mulching: $30
German definition of mulching: $40
All other languages: $50.

Please remit payment immediately to the address below.

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Mark Evanier's new e-mail address is: me@evanier.com
OFFICE: 363 S. Fairfax Ave., #303 - Los Angeles, CA 90036
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